The trouble with baiting a woman, with throwing something argument-worthy in front of her is you're bound to get a bite. We, as creatures, will rarely let injustice flaunt itself in front of us without remark.
We do not, however, remark upon these injustices because we like the art of argument or because of some compulsion that we cannot control; we remark because we see an error that should be fixed.
Which brings us to the matter at hand. You think by bringing up a subject that once caused an uproar, by figuratively lighting a match where a fire once raged you will reignite the issue.
You are sadly mistaken.
See, that fire burned with heat and fervor because it was genuine. I released my fury upon your ignorance because I knew that without correction you would continue to operate under such delusions, in this case that men are better at any and every task than women.
But this is insulting. For you to think that you could get a rise out of me so easily not only further highlights your idiocy, but proves your point incorrect.
See, a match is hardly going to light ash and soot, which is all that is left of that previous altercation.
Not to mention I am not so stupid as to take this bait when I can clearly see the hook.
See, I'm much more clever than that.
The moment you sputtered those words in an attempt to make me out as a quick tempered and outrageous, hysterical woman you exposed your pathetic plot and quite frankly made yourself out to be an imbecile.
But you cannot see your attempt as a failure because you are so blinded by your ignorance and arrogance.
If your pathetic, minuscule brain could perceive the truth you'd see that, contrary to your personal beliefs, I, the woman, made out the victor and you, tired and negligible man, the defeated.
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